KEEP CALM AND CUMBERBOMB ON

Volume 1, Edition 26

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Bertina Dat Viz.Vid Teej C.H. Rose Betsy Wendy

Ridiculous ants Running all the time, what for? Wait, I’m late for class!   Pandas climb up trees They gorge on thin bamboo strips They live in Asia   Autumn leaves fall down Pumpkins sprout out from the ground Fall has now arrived!   Is it that time now? Already Tuesday again? No progress yet. Boo....

Climbing the walls now Deprivation is not good I could go for fat   Young, middle, elders, Respectively Focus on Future, present, past   Just been to the beach Just to wade in the water What relief to feel   Today someone said, "That's so two thousand and two" I am really old.

I dropped the toner cartridge on the floor.  A huge explosion of soot.   I still miss -- All of the men that I have Ever slept with -   Time to make a leap Running while staying in place is not an option.

 

 

 

SWINE FLEW

Volume 1, Edition 25

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Stephanie Black Swan Allison Viz.Vid Sarah Teej C.H. Rose Betsy

Elephants are big They stomp around with big feet They can weigh a ton   Congo runs by me He shoots for the tennis ball Laps up the water   Too tired today After busy and tiring day To do anything good.   Away to London On a mission just like bond Keep calm, carry on   Stay a while longer For we are all connected See that it is good

Friends from old visit Happy happy for two days So sad when they leave   Hot soup veg and broth Uh! 500 calories HCG kill me!   Bought a new jacket It's cute and perfect for fall But it smells so bad!   Water Heater broke Cost thirteen hundred to fix Hubs almost had stroke   Forget March Madness Homeowner problems arise October crazy

I'm gushing with joy At all the wonders life brings Taking it all in   Whoa, five syllables Then there are seven of them Then another five!   Is it edible Take it, batter it, fry it The Texas State Fair   Cry when picking teams? If I were queen of the is- land. I’d vote you off.   Thirty three dollars for a night in DC. It was twenty in France.

 

 

 

THIS IS HOW I ROLL

Volume 1, Edition 24

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Shemra Allison Johnny Viz.Vid Teej C.H. Rose Wendy

Dreary and gloomy The weather in New Jersey Sunlamp therapy!   Summer heats Fall cools Welcome to red and orange Hello furry coats!   Water pump leaking. Total cost me $756. Almost had a stroke.   Who came up with Fall? We spiraling to Winter? Symbolism….mmm

Better to have lunch Satisfying and healthy Than eat fast and cheap   Silence in the car Man raps on the windshield glass “Can I have a buck?”   Who knew you could make a chocolate chip chocolate cake in the microwave?

We look off the bluff We are at the Grand Canyon Look at the falcon   Water vapor rise!             Cling on particles of dust Fall down once again   Dared to walk outside My body evaporates Socal autumn day