GETTIN' FIGGY WITH IT

Volume 3, Edition 10

 

Authors: Anna Anon JJ Johnny Joy Karabi Kristen Linda M Matty Nipa Shemra Stephanie TJ Will

East to west then back Like a birdie on the move No luggage lost. Ha!   A perfect morning I want to go for a swim Must find a pool first   Night. The moon hidden. In a cowl of clouds and fog. Eerily serene.   Fantasy football For political dropouts Trump shenanigans   Need a study break Attempting my first haiku Ahhh… running instead   The life of a dog. Sleeping, eating, pooping, yuck! Kirby is a pain.   Can’t count syllables Fruit inspiration needed To write my haiku   Don’t be a Muenster! I know it may sound cheesy, But brie kind to me!   “Puns are not funny.” This is what my dad told me. Like to annoy him.

Russian Collusion Aha, like they didn’t know Does it matter, ‘course not!   Ninety nine problems But collusion with Kremlin Ain’t one of them!   On the 405 It’s a freeway in Cali Or a parking lot…   Sheer mountains rising Breathtaking colors, blue sky White water heaven   Eating lychee, yes! Stop working, drop everything Enjoy pure bliss   Teddy is the best Loyal more so than the rest Never makes a mess   White paws --- A meow the size of dawn – Tail waving --   Detroit was my home, Till I traveled the world round, Now it feels foreign.

The world is starving The people need food in them This haiku is deep   Songs from the 80s They’re fun; Although they’re old But who cares   This is quite random Pickles and doughnuts are food Concrete is grey   Have you ever thought About writing a sonnet? Don’t like sonnets much   The pistons running Gas and smoke fill the air The car race begins   I liked to play ‘round ‘Till I took a nasty spill Now I hold a crutch   One Adelaide Kane Puppy dog eyes, top notch brain Her name rhymes with Reign!