THERE'S SNOW STOPPING US

Volume 1, Edition 30

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Shemra C.H. Rose Joyce Jolene Jessica

Delicious mushrooms Agaricus bisporus My portobellos   Can a cat play fetch? Absolutely yes, you bet! They are so awesome!   Do you love hot pot? That simmering little pot.. Best food in winter!   Laughing and clucking Who took my Portuguese wine Evasive Sentra

Spotted red dots itch Legs look hit by chicken pox Evil mosquitoes A celebration Pew bows, flowers in vases Keys stolen by kids   So disappointing. How can this keep happening? Post racial state, ha!   Yes - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Portuguese vessels Are glorious even now Just ask my liver   So bright in my eye Just like wearing an orange Where'd you get that shirt?   New friends, old faces Can't wait to see you again Let's not wait too long   It's beginning to Look like Christmas. Oh, it's just A frosty window

 

 

 

CHASE YOU DOWN UNTIL YOU LOVE ME, PAWPARAZZI

Volume 1, Edition 29

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Stephanie C.H. Rose Joyce Betsy Sarah

Under pressure...nah Cool as cucumber in a Vegetative state   Leaves are changing Cooler temperature is here Sure to bundle up   What the F is this!? Blisters on my hands and toes Hand foot mouth disease...   Brrrrr it's cold in here There must be some toros in the atmosphere [clap]

Arctic front is here Mittens, hat, scarf, and layers I love this! Bring it!   Never ending day. Will I ever finish this? I can't wait to sleep.   Sunny skies above Blue and clear like a spring day It's twenty degrees...   Ashen clouds marching As the cold winds blow anew Crows caw mournfully

When it gets "cold" here, It simply means that my drinks No longer need ice   When northerners rant About the lack of seasons, "Haters gonna hate"   I turn the corner; surprised osprey dives, shrieking, clutching its dead fish   Before they found tea, Did they drink boiled water steeped with random plants?

 

 

 

IF IT FIELDS GOOD, DO IT

Volume 1, Edition 28

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Stephanie Joanna Black Swan Allison Johnny Viz.Vid C.H. Rose Jolene Joyce

Stared down, don't you run I want to see you be brave Let the words fall out   Ready for Christmas! Too soon? Then, I'll take turkey Keep holiday cheer.   Perfect balanced day Right on time for my meeting But one day early   Meow meow who's meowing? Big cat Yoyo is starving... Let's eat, my darling!

That blue and orange How come so memorable? My dearest Gators!   Danny and Mindy The coolest couple I know Tuesdays for the show   Chilly and windy The cold frosty air seeps through Arctic blast is here   It's true I hate cold But the bite of a brisk wind Makes cocoa sweeter

Where does it all go Farmers market, Trader Joes I like to eat loads   It's fall-winter time Daily temps swing high and low Just make up your mind   One slice two shoulders Peanut butter and jelly Simply satisfied   St. Louis style ribs Smokey, sweet, spicy, juicy In perfect balance