CHRISTMAS? IT RINGS A BELL!

Volume 1, Edition 34

 

Contributors: Allen Sarah Joanna Anna Joyce Allison Johnny Viz.Vid Suzanne Joy C.H. Rose

Jingle Jingle bells Two partridges in a well What a tale to tell!   Flying on Southwest Please don’t pick this middle seat I’m never lucky   Baking some cookies Scent of gingerbread mingles With the salty breeze   It is Christmas time Children opening presents Parents simply sigh

Two hours everyday. Commuting is aging me. Traffic, Traffic, Urrr...   Water rushing up White foamy boarders chase us And then fall backwards   I love you, but no. ------- -----

Jingle bells ring Hohoho chants Santa Claus It must be Christmas   Who’s on the way now? It’s me! Wading through airports And security!   Nutmeg, cinnamon, A baker’s Christmas delight Smells of the season

 

 

 

THIS WEATHER IS SNOW JOKE

Volume 1, Edition 33

 

Contributors: Johnny Anna C.H. Rose Allen Jolene Allison Joyce Franco Heidi Betsy Stephanie

Small air raid siren In the middle of the night; Time for bottle   Just eight days remain To eat a stick candy cane Christmas once again!   Fight on brave warriors! The end of all thought draws near And we need more time   The sky is dark, gray Sad clouds from no where appear Tears fall down to earth Back in the water It’s a good place to get lost Just keep swimming

YOLO: adequate as an interjection out- standing as a verb   Thanks so much, Anna It's fun to have a birthday I get to eat cake   Giddy like a child Yet aged just like a fine wine Life is how you feel   Too tired today Walking two miles in the park Sit, relax, enjoy

The hills are greener It's finally raining season Oh, how wonderful   Please don't touch my ears Why is Yoyo so grumpy? Well, we are seeing vet   Are you a robot? I can help you find your heart What are these feelings?   Take a deep breath in Breathe into those tough places Breathe out, and let go

 

 

 

AYE, THERE'S THE RUB

Volume 1, Edition 32

 

Contributors: Wendy Viz.Vid Johnny Allen Anna C.H. Rose Wendy Shemra Betsy

Rainy drainy day Drops of wet seems here to stay Sky is gloomy gray   I love chocolate Absolute deliciousness In the wintertime   Love my fleece jacket It's festive, red, soft, and warm Holiday snuggles   Big belly full of Jelly. No not that Smuckers But just as gooey.   My Haiku for today Busy day today People walking hurriedly home Tired but happy

Feeling sound vibrate, Air pushes out of my lungs, forming melody   Yeah! Finally! Rain! Greener grass and fresher air Please end this drought!   Poor is the fellow who cannot do without some comforts – be happy!   No matter how much I buy, ever more I want What can fill the void?

If ants think at all But in different fashion Whence comes consciousness?   Proper lunch? No time! Unwrap cheese balls, find crackers; Napkin is your plate.   Wake up you, wake up So many things on my plate The day starts again.   You think you’re eating shrimp, but in reality they’re sea cockroaches