GIRL IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, UKE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME

 

Volume 2, Edition 11

 

Contributors: Allen Stephanie Anna Allison Wendy Anon

Humming fluorescence Droning engines everywhere Quiet now seems strange   Can't focus or sleep Staring blankly, straight ahead Darn you caffeine fiend!   Me? I am an in- tellectual agnostic. Your major? Cool too.

To check if it works You're counting the syllables Perhaps with fingers   Capitol City White house, the Mall, and milkshakes I totes dig this place   "A 90s school dance" I wanna zig-a-zig-ahhh Playlist is da bomb

Gushi or Shop House? Meat or some veggies? Hmmm...Mmmmm... Question of the day.   ShopHouse for my lunch Add extra Thai hot chilies O. How stomach burns....

 

 

 

 

FOR FOX SAKE

 

Volume 2, Edition 10

 

Contributors: Allen Stephanie Anna Joanna George Takei (or Dave?) via Heidi Allison David Betsy Anon

Goat silver mustard Doorjamb cracks from icy cake Open wisdom's eye   Most Americans stop listening to new mu- ic by thirty three?!   Surefooted lizard! Of what do you dream at night, 'Neath cloud-ensconced moon?   Take me down to Hai- ku City where the grass is green, and the dammit

Playing in the sun Lost track of time, skin turns red Now dead cells peel off   Look! Across the street. Super buff, tiny shorts. But... I respect the shorts.   Really like water   Don't need beer, wine, or cocktails A brita is fine   Three day holiday O the possibilities! Slept through most of it

‪Oh sun! Where are you? Nice and clean is all she wants Maybe Matt Damon?   3 holed balls, 8 pins Slippery shoes for the win It's time for bowling!   I could listen to James Bay all day in May. Huh? What’s that you say?   Ring, there goes the phones Solicitors just gabbing Just hang up the phone

 

 

 

TAG! YOU'RE IT, PRICK

 

Volume 2, Edition 9

 

Contributors: Allen Wendy Anna Joanna Stephanie Betsy Anon Anon2

Barren rocks far off Yet upon them, teeming life- Copper sustenance   Dog days are over Horses-Coming-Better run Run back for them now   Play eight hours a day Beats being in the office Worth the weird tan lines   Doing a good deed Turn out not to be the case Good deed truly sucks!!!

VA States tourney Frisbee friend’s reunion A beautiful time   Tok, tok, drops of rain Humid and muggy today I hate to go out   Helping out a bro No good deed goes unpunished More work for me, yeah.....   I’m in tune today! Ha! Can you guess what I am? Oh, G C E A.

Notes are everywhere Messy hair, and sweat pants on Oh, finals season   A morning rush to a new office space while the cars rush by below   If you want something, Then work for it, lazy bum! Don't whine and not work!