TOO HOT TO HANDEL

Volume 1, Edition 10

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Bertina Stephanie Joanna Shemra Allison Belinda C.H. Rose

Constant bitterness Youth lost for another’s sake Withered flowers fade   Flossing, folding clothes E'en having teeth pulled: More fun Than wedding planning   I am not impressed It's time to say kthxbye I should have stayed in   Half tub of ice cream Sugar into alcohol Woke up hungover

Brazil for soccer Lost the game but won my heart Win or lose, my team   The fourth of July Red blue white flags with stars Many fireworks   It’s not meant for you Bug spray was for the roaches Sorry firefly   Yay it’s dinner time Carrots in my spaghetti? What the… Too hearty

Sniffle sniffle sneeze Excuse my contagious breeze Need a tissue please :-(   Standing in the hall Waiting for my advisor Elevators close   Verses sling like rocks Taking mighty giants down Strikes right in the head

 

PRISM BREAK

Volume 1, Edition 9

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Bertina Allison Vidhya David Jessica Teej Gizelle Cherie Wendy Bindi Joy

Holding hands we lay Unloading each one’s basket We return the day   Fiery rain thunders The fugitive stays for gold Mother Nature wins   Soft pillowy dough A cloud of powdered sugar Mmm mmm mmm beignets   Your only true friend She prevents food poisoning Way to go THERMY!   Hang on , weary self! Shining light yet awaits you And peaceful slumber

Oh vegan leather Back in my day you were just Simply called plastic   My name is Congo Followed by Pongo Rango CPR for short   Like to move my tail Like to wag it all around It twirls in a curl   Fly buzz in my ear Watch out small winged nuisance The Swatter is near   I sniff the fresh air Smells like roses, petunias My sweat sure smells good

Summertime is here Had plans to go to the mall Fell asleep instead   A beautiful game Teamwork, friendship, selfless plays Gotta love the Spurs   The unsung heroes Dressed without sword, crest or crown Will one day hear song

 

JUST CALL ME BRAVEPART

Volume 1, Edition 8

Contributors: Anna Allen Johnny Vidhya Sarah David Jessica Teej Gizelle

When I read haiku I hear them in the voice of Lovely Barry White. Call me Sir Speedy I am a great thresher shark I will eat you up Flying planes is fun And so is scuba diving I like to pretend Stone Pine digs its roots far beneath the whole city; Hear the tranquil sea. Champion of seat belts, airbags and drinking age: Elizabeth Dole! I love to travel And stay in beautiful lands I jump up and down

Florida is hot I whine sadly and sweat lots Quench it with ice cream Tiny giggles sing Happily above the haze Tickle the mundane Haiku are awesome But sometime I don’t get them Dumbo octopus! I think I have a meeting but I’m not sure if he’s still coming?! My toilet won’t flush So I punched a hole in it And now it flushes! I went to Austin To see black bats from a bridge They did not take me

Having it all is Not the same as having it Together,  I learned. Be true, you haiku! What else could I do to you? But to thine be true. It's her conundrum Enrique or Matty D She falls for hero! Toats, adorbs, cray cray. Huh? What’s that? Is this English? I feel old, how sad. Love to sing it Like to scream it all about Haiku is awesome!