I'VE GOT SOMETHING VEAL-Y GOOD

Volume 1, Edition 22

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Allison Vidhya Jessica Teej Cherie Elizabeth Wendy Yueyan

University students are not “customers”, self-entitled sh**s!   Is silence golden? What if it is now tarnish? Need some polishing.   Abandoned? O no... At least give me a note. No love, gotta go.   Impostor syndrome from then to now, will it end? probably never

Patrick the wombat Twenty nine years he goes on Celebrity life   Met cute dog today Just look like the dog I know I missed him a lot   Second cup of tea Every sip is really sweet Emotions at ease   Pie is very sweet. It is sour and tangy. It needs to be baked.

Sharks are very swift First you see them, not you don't That are super fast   Approached while shopping Offended or excited? “Want a free haircut?”   White Rabbit, where are you? I need to get away. Take me to Wonderland!   Elevators bring Hordes of people! What was that? Oops! Missed a phone call.

 

 

 

HAIKU: A SAMURAI OF LIFE

Volume 1, Edition 21

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Stephanie Allison Johnny Viz.Vid David Jessica C.H. Rose Betsy

Her full bodied sound Filled my wary with sweet music Ella’s voice soothes me   Mystifying death Emotionally complex Awkward sympathy   I’m stifled, can’t talk Afraid of what I will say Or what it will mean…   Never enough sleep Constant whining from all sides Whence will come my rest?

Most pumpkin spice foods Do not have pumpkin in them! Mindblown: autumn style   When butterflies get nervous, do they get humans in their small stomachs?   Very hot today Tempted to take a dip In the swimming pool   Feel sacrilegious Best birthday present: no school Rosh Hashanah, whoot!

Compliments from a coffee cup: “Hey, good looking!” Made a hard day turn.   Oopsie! I keep for- getting! I need to put it in my calendar   Drove out to Appling Got there too late to play. Crud. Hashtag: Epic fail

 

 

 

CAN I GET A WATT WATT?

Volume 1, Edition 20

 

Contributors: Anna Allen Bertina Stephanie Allison David C.H. Rose Betsy

Tiny baby cheeks They’re so plump and kissable Giggles fill the air   Tide may be turning Will not get swept up in it Tranquil waters near   Showering all day Cannot do my routine walk What a boring day!

Moving at snail’s pace Trying to climb a mountain Will I finish this?   New friends, new faces New stories and adventures Turning a new page   She is so happy! New car plate to pick up guys And eat el toro!

Obama’s in town Thanks for visiting us, but Traffic will be nuts   El Toro ice cream Fried bringer of awfulness More like El Tor-NO   Pump up the volume I wanna rock to the beat I've got some fly moves